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About sungmokoo

I am a native of Chicagoland. I am old enough to know better. I am good with that.

The Latest Rage

Flared nostrils

Severe anger may cause flared nostrils, severe unexpected diarrhea, and forgetfulness. If these symptoms occur, consult your doctor immediately, for these side effects may prove to be lethal.

Vince was in the middle of a serious conniption fit. His nostrils were flaring as his breathing went ape shit, fluctuating wildly between long and short breaths. This made his face turn a shade of red somewhere between envy and wrath. As it were, he was the rare one out of six hundred people, who could actually make visible steam come out of his ears, so like a dog who licks itself, he did. His intense gaze, if isolated and taken out of context from the rest of his face, looked like he was choking. His fists were so tightly clenched, they turned ghost white. All the while, he stunk to high hell, for he had avoided showering for a third day.

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“I Was Made For Loving You Belong With Me” by TAYLOR SWIFT Vs. KISS

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To put things in perspective, Gene Simmons is old enough to be Taylor Swift’s great great grandfather. If striving to become wealthier by any greedy means possible is a sign of aging, it’s a wonder that he is still alive.

And now, a mash up.

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Ambiguous Biography

View out of the diner window

The diner is the best place to spread gossip as if it were gospel while eating breakfast no matter the time of day.

“Hey look, it’s her again.” Mark McCoy said casually while slurping cold coffee.

 

Jack Downing paused and glanced out the window. With a mouthful of wheat toast, he replied, “Wow, she looks trashed.”

Mark nodded incessantly, “I just found out that she used to work at our firm back in the ‘90s until she flipped out.”

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Lazy Nazi

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In dreams, daisies represent rebirth and at the same time, the condition of your vehicle. In Nazi dreams, daisies represent not white enough.

[Translated from German]

Hans was drinking a piña colada. It lingered on his mustache, until he licked it off slowly. He was daydreaming to take attention away from the gnawing blister on his lip. He had been smoking a joint earlier and as he inhaled, he sucked in too hard, and the heat just did its thing.

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