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I am a native of Chicagoland. I am old enough to know better. I am good with that.

“Bohemian Landslide” by QUEEN Vs. FLEETWOOD MAC

Fleetwood Mac - Queen
“Scaramouch” means a boastful, yet cowardly person. Therefore, forget about Anthony Scaramucci, it’s Trump.

And now, a mash up.

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“Neither One Of Us (Wants To Be The First To Say Landslide)” by GLADYS KNIGHT & THE PIPS Vs. FLEETWOOD MAC

Fleetwood Mac - Gladys Knight
Not many people know this, but in many countries in Asia, a landslide is colloquialism for disruptive diarrhea.

And now, a mash up.

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She Was His Beard

Beard

A beard is a person who pretends to have a romantic or sexual relationship with someone else in order to conceal the other’s true sexual orientation.

For the first time ever, Amber Evans was perfectly comfortable with her new job. It was simple and it paid well. All she had to do was behave as the girlfriend to local celebrity, Jack Ryde, of the number one Nielsen rated Go-Team™ of Chicago’s Action News™ in the morning.

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Ten Thousand Spoons

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Canadian, Alanis Morissette will be remembered as the person who destroyed civilization by defining ironic incorrectly.

On good days, which were rare and far between, we called him Ty. And on bad days, which were all the other times, he went by his full name, Tirade McRanterson. He was 27 years old with a cantankerous soul of a 72 year old. Further, he weighed over 350 pounds. Always out of breath, and created a savage harmony when he breathed through his nose and mouth simultaneously. Not as pressing, but fairly relevant, he smelled like cheese on the verge.

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