“99 Pigalle Problems” by JAY-Z Vs ADO ROSSI

Jay-Z - Ado
Did you remember to fall back for daylight’s savings time? Can you believe it’s still a thing? Is daylight even worth preserving in this broken society? Jagoff says what?

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“The Watcher Watches Superman Light Up A Christmas Tree” by CAST OF SUPERMAN Vs. DR. DRE

Watcher Superman
Since it is Halloween week, it seems appropriate to celebrate and honor the often masked superhero. Yet, the mention of Christmas this early in the year is gauche. Sometimes the theme song from “Facts Of Life” encapsulates everything perfectly. “You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have The Facts of Life.”

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“Billie Jean Was A Race Car Driver” by PRIMUS Vs. MICHAEL JACKSON

Jackson - Primus
If Green Eggs And Ham was an improv sketch:

I am Sam. I am Sam. Sam I am. Do you like green eggs and ham?

I do, yes, and I am obese.

And now a mash up.

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“I Put A Torn Spell On You” by NATALIE IMBRUGLIA Vs. ANNIE LENNOX

Imbruglia - Lennox
“Two things. One, you need to back the fuck off right now, and two, here’s your damn turn signal.” With this, Sluggy McSluggerson punched Beepy Von Beeperton in the face.

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