“Sunday Morning Lovesong” by MAROON 5 Vs. THE CURE

Cure - Maroon
When making mash ups, I often think about the implications of the two artists battling it out to the death. Most of the outcomes are obvious (Van Halen would annihilate the Jackson 5), but the idea of Maroon 5 fighting The Cure is an interesting match. There are so many things to consider in order to determine a winner here: senility, street smarts, tightness of pants, endurance, gothiness, star factor, brass knuckles, production, always the production, demographics, racial inequality, battle experience and sassiness.

Ultimately, it would end in a tie, with no man left standing.

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“Let’s Get It On Today” by SMASHING PUMPKINS Vs. MARVIN GAYE

Smashing Pumpkins - Gaye
I’d like to think that the world would be a much better place if Marvin Gaye was still alive. I’m not sure what kind of contribution or impact Billy Corgan has made on our world being alive.

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“Listen Once In A Lifetime” by TALKING HEADS Vs. TALIB KWELI

Talking Heads - Talib Kweli
Current president of the United States himself dictator wannabe, Donald “Dork Brain” Trump is putting the super-id back into super idiot. I remember the days when if you got caught in a lie more than 100 times, like Trump has, people quit listening to you. Sad.

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“Say Ball Of Confusion” by THE TEMPTATIONS Vs. METHOD MAN FEATURING LAURYN HILL

Tempations - Method Man
Current president of the United States himself Dictator-wannabe, Donald “Adolf Ditzler” Trump, is biting the hand that feeds him by launching an attack on Twitter. His behavior is abhorrent and childish. He is in need of a serious time out. Sad.

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