“Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of Havana)” by CAMILA CABELLO FEATURING YOUNG THUG Vs. EURYTHMICS

Eurythmics - Camila

A few weeks ago, I was at the tobacco shop by my house and I heard “Havana” on the radio. The whole time, I kept thinking, this would sound really good mashed up with Eurythmics. Sadly, I had no idea what the song was, who sang the song, and couldn’t make out the lyrics except for the word Havana. And what are the odds that there would be an isolated vocals rendition? Thank you, YouTube©. Speaking of YouTube©, this video is ridiculous. And speaking of ridiculous, the mash up is conveniently hidden beneath the video.

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“Thinking Out Loud At The Hotel California” by ED SHEERAN Vs. EAGLES

Sheeran - Eagles
If I were the current president of the United States, Daffy Donald Trump, I would have my “people” (both of them) invent a stand-in robot to take the blame for everything he needs to apologize for, and there are many things, way too many. Of course, the ultimate downfall is: the robot will prove to have more empathy and end up being a much better leader. Ask Lester Holt.

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“Little Honda Killed The Radio Star” by THE BUGGLES Vs. THE BEACH BOYS

Buggles - Beach Boys
As the “Witch Hunt” continues, I hope that when it’s all over, someone is burned at the stake or dunked in a lake. Impeachment followed by an arrest would also be good. For added flair, it would be nice to see the current president of the United States, Disturbing Donald Trump, running away from the police, arms flailing wildly, tongue wagging, and hair on the verge of falling off his orange head. Continue reading

“Tiny Dancer Piano Man” by ELTON JOHN Vs. BILLY JOEL

Joel - John
Current president of the United States, Dumpy Donald Trump complimented North Korean dictator, son of Kim Jung-Il, Kim Jung-Un with the following words: “Great personality and very smart—good combination…I learned that he’s a very talented man. I also learned that he loves his country very much… a worthy negotiator … a very worthy, very smart negotiator.”

As far as I can tell, Kim Jung-Un has said nothing about our disgustingly overweight loud mouth excuse of a leader.

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