(Don’t Fear) The Casbah by THE CLASH VS. BLUE ÖYSTER CULT

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It is time to congregate, for this is no time to be divided. Division is for the suckers who don’t know their life is nearly at an end. No, we must unite, very much like the forced congregation of The Clash and Blue Öyster Cult right here, right now in this here mash-up.

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“Heaven Must Have Sent You, It’s Still Rock And Roll To Me” by THE ELGINS Vs. BILLY JOEL

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I would like to present, a mash up, a mixture or fusion of disparate elements, like Adam and Eve, like Nixon and anything else, and it goes something like this. A-one, a-two, a-one a-two a-you know what to do.

For all you Americans out there, Happy Presidents’ Day, although technically, it is still officially called Washington’s Birthday by the federal government. And they would know.

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“Shimmy Shimmy Ya Jive Talking” by OL’ DIRTY BASTARD Vs. BEE GEES

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It’s sad to realize we live in a world where capitalism rules without rhyme and reason. I don’t understand how the NRA® continues unscathed in the wake of all the tragedy it causes, while pharmaceutical companies, big tobacco, Agent Orange and 8-Track tapes slowly go extinct. Put a costume on it, we’re all going to hell in a handbasket, whatever the hell that means.

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“The Sound Of Superstition, Fuk Dat” by SAGAT Vs. STEVIE WONDER Vs. SIMON AND GARFUNKEL

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Here’s a mnemonic device to help you remember this song. It’s very convoluted, yet effective, so take notes. Begin with ROY G. BIV, which is the acronym for the colors of the rainbow. Which leads to the song, “Rainbow Connection” sung by Kermit The Frog, which begins with the lyrics, “Why are there so many songs about rainbows?” The answer of course is how the hell would I know. Which leads to who is Sagat? Same answer. And there you have it, “The Sound Of Superstition, Fuk Dat” by Sagat Vs. Stevie Wonder Vs. Simon & Garfunkel. Here to help your memory for less than a year.

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