Phar-rell-e-vance

/fer/ˈrel/ə/v(ə)ns/

noun

The quality or state of being closely connected or appropriate directly because of the presence of Pharrell.

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Van-Ha-len-e-ma

/van/hāl/ˈen/ə/mə/

noun

The introduction of the band Van Halen (preferably the David Lee Roth prototype) into the body to evacuate the body of foul tedious music. A procedure in which one listens to the band Van Halen to literally or figuratively expel the soft rock contents one ingests while at a workplace environment or church.

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Four years before the debut “smooth jazz” stylings of Kenny G [1982], there was Spyro Gyra [1978]. By the by, Kenny G would have to wait until 1985 to have the breakthrough single, “Songbird”. Another by the by, Kenny G got in a fight with China over some tweets he made about the 2014 Hong Kong protests.

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Aerosmiths

ˈerōˌsmiTHs/

noun

a small segment of people who like both the bands Aerosmith and The Smiths.

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