This Just In… Hold on. Wait for it. Okay. Tom Petty R.I.P.

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Rock and roll heaven must be a happier place now, while we, in this shitty Tom Petty-less world, muddle along without a guiding light. Meanwhile, we are left on this mortal plane with Jimmy Buffett, Dave Matthews, Eddie And The Cruisers, an irresponsible incompetent CBS, Ray Parker Jr., Jason Aldine, Jared Kushner, Spin Doctors, Taylor Swift, Barenaked Ladies, bigger and better record breaking mass shootings on American soil, Tears For Fear, Half of Milli Vanilli, The Village People, Coldplay, Demi Lovato, The current Rolling Stones, and Right Said Fred. Space prevents me from making this list longer, time too.

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This Just In (Ish) R.I.P. Walter Becker

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Some people claim that we are born to die. Others claim we are born to live, and death is inevitable. In short, people die. Amongst those who have died, Walter Becker of Steely Dan.

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This Just In: Jerry Lewis R.I.P.

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Jerry Lewis stoned on nicotine.

You can bet your socks, all of them, France is mourning in the same way they would if butter became instinct. Jerry Lewis, the fictional King Of Comedy (or was it Rupert Pupkin?), passed away today, August 20th 2017. He was 91 years old.

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