Like most people, he chose to be provocative. Who, in this day and age would want to be antivocative?
“Funky Rubber Band In Panama” by VAN HALEN Vs. POPCORN WYLIE
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Category Archives: Very Short Story
Tribute? You Brought Her!
Unlike Beatles tribute bands, a Beatles Hawaiian shirt can be worn with shameful pride. Not!
I’m not even sure if this is true, because I’ve never been to Hawaii, but once, when I was in Hawaii, back in the late ‘70s, I saw an eight piece Hawaiian Beatles tribute band aptly called Eight Hawaiians A Week. Spoiler alert: they sucked, as in oh my God, they were pitchier than a snake oil salesman. They held a tune like one would attempt to hold an eel after dipping it in lard. They sang with the thickest accents. Even though, they were horrendous, they were affable and adorable. In short, they wore the mop top wigs.
A Tough Pact To Follow
Lambada, the forbidden dance, becomes the forbidden movie, but for different reasons.
Diana Betterworth was having the worst day. Ever! She was dying in real time. It began this morning with a persistent cough, followed by the profuse spitting up of blood, up to a half gallon. She feared if she closed her eyes long enough, they would never open again. And the pain, it was agonizing.
The Unrequited Bromance
All men crave a relationship based on pratfalls and mishearings, as well as the comfort to look at another man in this way.
“Frankly, I’m worried.”
“Yeah, me too, and Please, you can just call me Frank.”
Please nodded while loosening his bright red tie. “I’ve never had to wait this long before.”
The Home Of DJ Sung Mo Koo 