“December 4th Is The Female Of The Species” by JAY-Z Vs. SPACE

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In 1996, a band from Liverpool called Space enjoyed success with the single, “Female Of The Species”. Like a scrambled egg on a hot sidewalk, their success was very brief.

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Will Wonders Never Cease

 

Raphael enjoyed this point of view from behind the witness stand. His height gave him a perfect view of everything in the courtroom, from the nail biting stenographer to the bailiff checking his phone. If he were cognizant of the events to follow, he would probably not exude such confidence.

It was a minor traffic offense, not coming to a full stop at a designated stop area, but compound that with expired driver’s license and no insurance, and you end up here in traffic court.

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A Salem witch trial 1962.

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A Review of “Batman The Dark Knight: Master Race”

We last left off with Chester the Rat spitting out the vile taste of feces from his mouth, and now it’s my turn. I have just read the worst comic book ever. It was so bad, I would even tell my neighbors to avoid it. You have no idea how much I hate my neighbors, so this book must be pretty bad for me to actually talk to them. I’m confident they don’t even know what a comic book is, let alone a book.

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The Rats Are Feasting

 

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Chester is a brown rat.

Chester had to simmer. He could feel irrational heat on his head, boiling from within, just atop his brain. It was either pure anger or his rat sense was tingling in overdrive from the presence of nearby humans. FACT CHECK: Like the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, rats have a spider sense called rat sense.

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