The True Measure

Superhero

Not many people knew that Jeremiah had gender issues he never dealt with.

Jeremiah Butterworth was a superhero. Emphasis on was. It turned out, each time he used his incredible powers, he was taking years off his life, like how you take sips from a soda until it is gone. He was also the sole heir of the Mrs. Butterworth® fortune.

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“Landslide In Havana” by CAMILA CABELLO Vs. FLEETWOOD MAC

Fleetwood Mac - Camilo
Congratulations to Stevie Nicks for being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as a solo artist. Also, much props for having cocaine blown up your butt with a straw. If that ain’t a gypsy woman, I don’t know what is.

Now, a mash up.

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“No One Like You Landslide” by SCORPIONS Vs. FLEETWOOD MAC

Fleetwood Mac - Scorpions
I never thought that the only similarity between Scorpions and Fleetwood Mac was the absence of an indefinite article. Upon further investigation, it appears that they’ve all done blow with and on Stevie Nicks.

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“Roxanne’s Landslide” by THE POLICE Vs. FLEETWOOD MAC

Fleetwood Mac - Police
Obsession is a wacky thing. It can keep you up all night. It can drive your actions. It can be unhealthy. Instead of just talking about it, here is the second of many more mash ups to come based on Fleetwood Mac’s “Landslide”.

Now, let’s welcome a mash up.

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