“You Know That I’m No Good Illusions” by AMY WINEHOUSE Vs. CYPRESS HILL

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Acting United States Attorney General since 2018, Matthew Whitaker has proven that he is nothing more than an incompetent liar. He is ultimately the Sarah Palin of something.

Now, a mash up.

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You Have To Give Me Credit

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In 1993, Ted Danson did this, and he still has a career. Here’s a lesson for Virginia governors, you can only get away with it if your girlfriend is Whoopi Goldberg.

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Decent Proposal

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There is an old Chinese expression: one martini is not enough, three are too many, and me so drunky, horny and cantankerous.

Deidre Hollingsworth Jr. swirled the lukewarm martini before downing it. She threw her head back, gulped, swallowed, and exhaled. She was pissed off fierce and the gin was only fueling her anger. Her soon-to-be fiancée, Mr. Andre Shoemaker, who just so happened to be the renowned shoe designer of the 21st century was thirty minutes late.

The waiter cautiously approached her, “May I get Ms. Junior another one?”

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“Long Train Running On Sunshine” by KATRINA & THE WAVES Vs. THE DOOBIE BROTHERS

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Whatever happened to civility? Whatever happened to Katrina & The Waves? Why would you name your band The Doobie Brothers?

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