Welcome to an alternative universe where Adele is the lead singer for English electronic band, Depeche Mode. Before you assume this may be a better world, it is important to bear in mind that this world has ice cream that tastes more like ice than cream, and the president of the United States is Howie Mandel. By the by, he makes current president of the United States, “Dung Heap” Donald Trump look like a fascist orange-skinned moron.
Did you know that Camila Cabello was a contestant on the second season of the American version of The X Factor?
Did you know that Camila Cabello won a 2018 Radio Disney Music Award?
Did you know that Adele is short for Adele Laurie Blue Adkins?
Did you know that Adele won a Grammy for “Skyfall”?
Did you know that trivia is defined as details, considerations, or pieces of information of little importance or value?
I have this feeling that if current president of the United States, Droopy Donald Trump had access to a time machine, he would go back in time to meet Adolf Hitler. You know, that Nazi dick that caused World War II. Together they would make the best deals until Hitler finally gets sick and tired of the whining man with soft little hands after two hours. Hitler either kills himself or Trump, the whole time wondering why and how the future could produce such a ridiculous weakling.