Eighth Time’s A Charm


The American badger can not only rip a human’s head off, it is responsible for 80% of robo-calls.

Aaron Watershow was about to get married for the eighth time. He was only 27 years old. In a nutshell, he had serious commitment issues. To shed further light on his shortcomings, it must be revealed that he was raised by loving badgers, after being abandoned in the wild northwest by loopy hippy parents.

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