“What If Thom Yorke Sang Nude With USA For Africa?” by RADIOHEAD Vs. USA FOR AFRICA

Yorke - USA for Africa
In a world with so many possibilities, it is no wonder that we mere mortals have so many unanswered questions and unpaid parking tickets. The following mash up may be one of those elusive answers, then again, it may be Russian meddling. Only you can decide.

The take away from this is simple, USA for Africa celebrates and flaunts a false elevated sense of arrogance and pride, and America has received its just reward in the form of current president of the United States himself, Donald “Dirigible” Trump.

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“IDGAF Creep” by DUA LIPA Vs. RADIOHEAD

Radiohead - Dua Lipa
I saw Dua Lipa perform “IDGAF” on the Stephen Colbert show a couple weeks ago. I was impressed enough to seek out the isolated vocals. Imagine my surprise to discover that it fit perfectly on top of “Creep”, in that it has the same number of measures per verse, chorus and bridge. I am more than convinced that the writer of “IDGAF” was listening to Radiohead while composing this song.

On the other side of pop music, Lana Del Rey has a song called “Get Free”, and it is more than a homage to “Creep”; it’s a straight up rip off.

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“It Hurts Like Hell, Girl (My Iron Lung)” by RADIOHEAD Vs. THE BEATLES

Beatles - Radiohead
Welcome to Radiohead Appreciation Weekend, familiarly known as convenient acronym, R.A.W. Kicking things off, the top mops meet the mop tops with a little bit of the Keystone Kops and some Big Bopper bops thrown in. If there was an ounce of funk involved I could have used the term cosmic slop, but we all know Caucasian Brits are mostly incapable of the funk, thus destroying my rhyme scheme, my beautiful rhyme scheme.

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“Take The Money And Run, It’s The End Of The World As We Know It” by R.E.M. Vs. STEVE MILLER BAND

REM - SMB
The following mash up may be the explanation for the behavior of thin-orange-skinned president of the United States himself, Donald “Dumb Dumb” Trump. It seems impossible for someone to lie so much without some sort of motivation. Any sane person might feel the tiniest bit of shame, but because he knows that it’s the end of the world, he feels fine and doesn’t care.

Who am I kidding? Regardless of the well-being of the world, this is Trump. This is how he rolls. He’s a greedy fuck face who has no compunction raping the world with his tiny hands that have never seen a day’s work. Ask anyone, he is a renowned bed wetter. Instead of remorse, he is filled with privilege. Instead of shame, he screams for his mommy. When one can rationalize the embarrassing arrested development day in and day out of waking up in a pool of urine for 72 years, the end result is Trump. When shitty behavior is ignored and cleaned up by the hired help, you are creating a monster.  This is a mind set created by the Scrooges, Mr. Potters and Dick Cheneys of this damn capitalistic world. By the way, all known bed wetters.

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