
If I were the current president of the United States, Daffy Donald Trump, I would have my “people” (both of them) invent a stand-in robot to take the blame for everything he needs to apologize for, and there are many things, way too many. Of course, the ultimate downfall is: the robot will prove to have more empathy and end up being a much better leader. Ask Lester Holt.
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“Little Honda Killed The Radio Star” by THE BUGGLES Vs. THE BEACH BOYS

As the “Witch Hunt” continues, I hope that when it’s all over, someone is burned at the stake or dunked in a lake. Impeachment followed by an arrest would also be good. For added flair, it would be nice to see the current president of the United States, Disturbing Donald Trump, running away from the police, arms flailing wildly, tongue wagging, and hair on the verge of falling off his orange head. Continue reading
“Tiny Dancer Piano Man” by ELTON JOHN Vs. BILLY JOEL

Current president of the United States, Dumpy Donald Trump complimented North Korean dictator, son of Kim Jung-Il, Kim Jung-Un with the following words: “Great personality and very smart—good combination…I learned that he’s a very talented man. I also learned that he loves his country very much… a worthy negotiator … a very worthy, very smart negotiator.”
As far as I can tell, Kim Jung-Un has said nothing about our disgustingly overweight loud mouth excuse of a leader.
“Someone Like You Ventura Highway” by ADELE Vs. AMERICA

I have this feeling that if current president of the United States, Droopy Donald Trump had access to a time machine, he would go back in time to meet Adolf Hitler. You know, that Nazi dick that caused World War II. Together they would make the best deals until Hitler finally gets sick and tired of the whining man with soft little hands after two hours. Hitler either kills himself or Trump, the whole time wondering why and how the future could produce such a ridiculous weakling.