“Running Up That River Of Orchids” by KATE BUSH Vs. XTC

XTC - Bush
Here is an example of conflict and complication in this country. The animals have become so racially insensitive. I saw a goose Hitler-stepping in front of a Jewish retirement center.

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“Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Pump It Up” by VAN HALEN Vs. ELVIS COSTELLO & THE ATTRACTIONS

Van Halen - Costello

The following may infect your ears for three years. This is the only warning you will receive.

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“Little Daughter Creep” by RADIOHEAD Vs. T BONE BURNETT

Radiohead - T Bone
It was very apparent that the man was dying and these were going to be his final words. “No matter what you do, finish high school. Don’t ever mess with the Coreys, they will destroy your life, especially Core…” He passed with his eyes open and an odd twist on his blue lips.

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“Frivolous Tonight, Fuck You” by LILY ALLEN Vs. XTC

Allen - XTC

The toupee on top of the mayor’s head was skewed, which made his face look terribly uneven. The staff wanted to tell the poor man to adjust it, but instead they remained silent in fear they might hurt his fragile feelings. There was a great sense of relief when a piano fell from the sky and crushed him to death. At first, there was great horror, followed by laughter. One witness pointed out, “It’s so fucking crazy how things work out, the easiest solution to a complex problem. God has the weirdest sense of humor.”

And now, a mash up.

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