Sabbath - Withers
On the near anniversary of the tragic events that occurred in Charlottesville, Virginia, it is time to grow the fuck up. It happened. It exists. Hatred and racism are real things. It must be dealt with. It’s never a good idea to put a bandage on a giant gaping gash. You must recognize that it’s a serious injury. Merely putting a bandage on it is like asking current president of the United States, himself, Donald “Do The Wrong Thing” Trump, to deliver a bag of cheeseburgers to starving children. Nothing good will come from it, and the wrong person gets nourishment.

It is time to get stitches or say hello to gangrene. A personal opinion: serious bacterial infection is gross, especially in these modern times. Brown pus and the foul stench of dying skin is so 1860. Unfortunately, there is not a good metaphor for stitches, because like haters be haters, racists be racists. There’s no changing their fearful superstitious minds. The only comfort in getting stitches is it’s better than amputation.

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“Kids On A Crazy Train” by OZZY OSBOURNE Vs. MGMT

MGMT - Ozzy

In 1980, Ozzy Osbourne unleashed “Crazy Train” on an unsuspecting world, and no, that is not some wild euphemism. Decades later, he would offend the same unsuspecting world with a reality television show about his dysfunctional family. Other notable events, he was in Black Sabbath, he bit the head off a few bats, and he attempted to kill his wife. I’m not a gambling man (I am), but I would bet the bank that he’s got a reserved parking space in hell.

In 2007, MGMT gave us “Kids”. At the risk of sounding callous, beyond that, who cares? Really. There’s more important things happening in this world than knowing what limp MGMT is up to. Case in point, they released a new album in February 2018 to an uncaring audience.

In 2018, DJ Sung Mo Koo enforces an “Ebony And Ivory” sort of thing with the following mash up. Do some math!

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