“Back To Black Love Song” by BRUNO MARS & SARA BAREILLES Vs. AMY WINEHOUSE

Bruno-Bareilles-Winhouse

Twas the night before Memorial Day, and all through the mouse,
Its stomach was churning like Alison Krauss.
The stockings still hung with tattered despair
So lonely and pathetic like Sonny without Cher,
Which is to say, he became a conservative Republican Congressman only to die in a skiing accident.

And now, a mash up.

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“Maneater At The Hotel California” by HALL & OATES Vs. EAGLES

Eagles-Hall & Oates

Joe Walsh and Randy Meisner must feel hairless and impotent compared to these hair studs.

There are things you can swallow, and things you cannot.
Some things are broken, and some things are shot.
If everything is all you’ve got,
You must be a polka dot.
-Drunk Rhyming Confucius 470 B.C.

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