“Pump Up The Bad Volume” by MICHAEL JACKSON Vs. M|A|R|R|S

Jackson - MARRS
Brothers and sisters! Cousins and insignificant relatives! For God is to Jesus as He is to the Holy Spirit, this communion’s on me. Repent thee, before you are repented upon. Ask and ye shall receive. By the way, I find that this current president of the United States, Dandruff Donald Trump, reveals himself to be a bigger ass wipe with each passing moment. Amen.

Now, here’s something for your aural pleasure.

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“Going To Hotel California” by EAGLES Vs. LED ZEPPELIN

Eagles - Zeppelin
In 1978, I saw Pablo Cruise, The Steve Miller Band and Eagles at Comiskey Park. Upon further research, this event was on August 19, and tickets were twelve dollars. It’s hard to say whether those were the golden days, or that we currently live in a suck greedy hell world.

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“Stupidly Happy Romeo” by BASEMENT JAXX Vs. XTC

XTC - Jaxx
This is another entry whence two songs, sometimes, three, four, five, rarely six, become one. The kids call it the mash up. In fact, I call it the mash up. Yet, I am not the kids.

I must confess, I am miffed by the absence of “Prompt Of The Day” from the host of this blog, WordPress.com. What the hell is up with that?

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The Only Thing You Need To Know Is This

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Potentially the greatest weapon known to mankind.

It was her yoga mat. In a very general way, you could accuse Emma Hopkins for being a clean person, although one could easily disperse such thoughts by getting a good whiff of the atrocious rolled up foam rubber tucked under her arm. In a world where everything is under a constant magnifying glass, you would see her armpit scream vomiting.

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