Like The Fool Who Is Parted From His Money, Too Soon

Posted on September 17, 2018 by sungmokoo

This man. This dick. This ridiculous dick of a man. Why, he oughtta…

He deserved to die. No one was made more aware of this than the man himself. When he looked in the mirror, all he could see staring back was something that was the complete opposite of decent. Typically, the word would be indecent, but it doesn’t carry the weight of the gritty underbelly he resides in. It doesn’t define how he is the shit that clumps to the bottom of ones shoe at a formal event, or the last piece of vomit stuck in ones teeth. After a quick introspection, he merely shrugs his shoulders before walking away.

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“September Video Games” by LANA DEL REY Vs. EARTH WIND & FIRE

Posted on September 16, 2018 by sungmokoo

Lana - EWF
It must be a lot easier to live a guilt-free life when you have no empathy. Any person with a sense of dignity would never behave like this orange-skinned baboon. Let me retract that last comparison, baboons are smarter and take offense when pissed upon. I could say orange-skinned amoeba, considering their tiny brain capacity, but even the simple one-celled organism takes pride in how they present themselves.

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“Valerie Get Me Out Of Jail” by AMY WINEHOUSE Vs. PETEY PABLO

Posted on September 15, 2018 by sungmokoo

Winehouse - Pablo
The expression used to be the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Today, in light of the freakishly pathetic first family, appropriately named the Trumps, it has been revised to shit be everywhere because of that asshole.

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Mascot Boycott

Posted on September 14, 2018 by sungmokoo

A rich history of how “the man” don’t give a shit when it comes to pillaging and stealing a man’s home, and following it up with a good dose of racism.

After eleven years without a team mascot, The University Of Illinois Urbana-Champaign is in the process of adopting a new one. In 2007, Chief Illiniwek was retired, after decades of heated debate with the NCAA over whether their representation of Illiniwek was hostile and abusive to the indigenous American Indians. I understand both sides. I know how much it hurts after being called a Chinky Chinky Gook Celestial Nip a few times. I also know that it is more important to preserve the integrity of a copyrighted logo over the dignity of a race. As we are all well aware, this is how privileged people do. There is no morality when it comes to making money.

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