“When The Curtain Falls, I Think I’m Paranoid” by GRETA VAN FLEET Vs. GARBAGE

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“When the curtain falls, I think I’m paranoid,” he sighed aloud. Each word uttered slowly with the cadence of rust. If he, one Horatio “Bump Bump” Shabowitz, had actually listened to himself, he would realize he had said these precise words every morning for nearly four years. One would and could surely assume he was either a failed actor or a man on the verge of dementia, or worse, complacent, even though he has life-threatening sleep apnea.

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“Heard It Through The Stronger Grapevine” by KELLY CLARKSON Vs. GLADYS KNIGHT & THE PIPS

Heard It Stronger Grapevine
These are very difficult days we are wading through, and I imagine complicating this “new normal” with a divorce is something akin to having delicate diarrhea during a violent earthquake.

I’m no Hollywood reporter, but it must be tougher when you are a celebrity, especially if you’re one of the performers featured in this medley.

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“Peanut Butter River” by JONI MITCHELL Vs. GRACE JONES

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In a better world, Joni Mitchell and Grace Jones are best friends. They share recipes and talk about the book clubs they started but never went to, more important, they would fight crime. Their motto is, ‘kill now and ask questions later’ followed by a booming guffaw.

And now, a mash up.

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