“Love Me Two Times Lucky Star” by MADONNA Vs. THE DOORS

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Madonna is the rivulet that merges into the raging river called The Doors. Together they flow downstream into a vast ocean of insignificance. Their molecules mingle to the point where it might as well be the molecules of long forgotten idols like Rudy Vallée or The Fat Boys. Slowly they will lose relevance as new pop stars repeat the process as if none of this had happened before.

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“L.A. Woman’s Blitzkrieg Bop” by THE DOORS Vs. RAMONES

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The pomposity of Jim Morrison meets the bombastic sonic force of the Ramones. Inchoate doesn’t even begin to describe the experience.

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“Light My Fire, Rhiannon, She’s Not There” by THE DOORS Vs. THE ZOMBIES Vs. FLEETWOOD MAC

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One day after the State Of The Union, or #SOTU on Twitter®, I have come to the conclusion that our current president, Donald Trump, has matured. He can now drink a glass of water with one hand, and he can read off a teleprompter at a third grade level. Kudos.

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“Peace Frog Benefit For Mr. Kite” THE DOORS VS. THE BEATLES

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“Peace Frog” is the only song by The Doors that has an ounce of relativity left in it. The big reason is it’s rarely played on the radio, plus, it’s got that groovy riff.

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