Gin And Catatonic

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That darn human-eyed cat gives me the willies.

He had awoken from the strangest dream, more disturbing than odd, more horrifying than weird. In fact, so real, he jumped in the air. This was not a dream.

Six hours ago, before this power catnap, Dexter remembered a previous life of being a human being. Now, he was a tabby cat thanks to some sort of mystical reincarnation hoodoo voodoo jive. He was certain that after some much needed sleep; he would forget his previous life. This was far from the case.

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Cat Got Your Tongue?

This cat has probably killed someone you know

This cat has probably killed someone you know. Image Source

She had a wild premonition that this day would come, but not this soon. It is inevitable that whenever the going gets good; life has a way of reminding you, not so fast. For the first time, since the Great Recession, she had a healthy relationship with freedom. She finally had a place of her own. No more roommates, no more abusive drunk boyfriend, excluding two nights ago, and in general, no more nonsense.

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Putting The Bitch Back In Obituary

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Of course I indulge in the “catnip”. Image Source

My cat told me something weird the other night and I haven’t been able to get it out of my head since. It’s stressing me. But first, I need to get this off my chest. She. Talked! To. Me! My cat. Selene! For the last three years, she only meowed at me when she was hungry, nothing more. Yesterday, she started talking to me in full sentences and decent grammar. Let me make this official. Mind blown.

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(Don’t Fear) The Casbah by THE CLASH VS. BLUE ÖYSTER CULT

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It is time to congregate, for this is no time to be divided. Division is for the suckers who don’t know their life is nearly at an end. No, we must unite, very much like the forced congregation of The Clash and Blue Öyster Cult right here, right now in this here mash-up.

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