“Insane In The Brain And Wanted Dead Or Alive” by BON JOVI Vs. CYPRESS HILL

Bon Jovi - Cypress Hill
Abraham Lincoln, the 16th president of the United States, not the high school, once said, “You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.” Obviously, Lincoln had no idea that there would be a future with 24-hour news outlets. This was said in a better world, before the blind followers of current president of the United States himself, Donald “Damn Racist” Trump. Let’s face it, these people are fooled all the time, every day, every second. They proudly represent 30% of this country, which is just enough to edge out the divided majority, thus representing our whole country. It may be time for the majority (The remaining 70% for you math-illiterates.) to swallow their petty differences and unite to out this mean fascist regime. May God have mercy on us all.

Speaking of God, what about these priests in Pennsylvania? Shameful. Sad. It’s no wonder there are forest fires raging out of control.

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“Super Freak Battles The Pink Robots” by RICK JAMES Vs. THE FLAMING LIPS

Rick James Robots
Everyday, without fail, there is more moronic news. The news piles up so high that the news on the bottom gets forgotten and everything appears new again. The truth it is not new, it is still a stack of shit, and it produces an unbearable stink. The more mass it attains, the further its reach. Meanwhile, there’s different piles of excrement building up all over the place, which make all the rats come out of the wood work. This is what happens when irresponsible people have dogs they obviously can’t take care of.

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“Sweet Marie And Fireflies” by OWL CITY Vs. HANK SNOW

Owl City - Hank Snow
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Omarosa.

Sorry, no one cares.

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“I Wouldn’t Want To Be Like You, So Don’t Leave Me This Way” by THELMA HOUSTON Vs. THE ALAN PARSONS PROJECT

Thelma Houston - Alan Parsons
In 1977, Thelma Houston scored a number one hit with the song, “Don’t Leave Me This Way”. In 2018, she is still not related to Whitney Houston, nor Sam Houston, nor Cisco Houston, nor Cissy Houston, nor Houston, we have a problem.

In another part of the pop charts, The Alan Parsons Project hit #36 with the semi-hit, “I Wouldn’t Want To Be Like You.” In 2018, Alan Parsons is not related to Gram Parsons, nor Jim Parsons, nor Milton Parsons, nor Parsons of interest.

The following is what happens when light prog rock meets disco. Please enjoy responsibly.

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