“Haw haw,” guffawed Nelson Muntz without any regard for the dignity of the very obese lard ass Homer Simpson had become. Bullying is unwanted, aggressive behavior, yet obesity, when not an active disease, is excessive. In a world where bullying is increasing at the same rate of obesity, there’s a lot of confrontations to be had on the horizon. Source.

“Get me my lasagna pants,” Eddie exclaimed from his bedroom. For the sake of clarity, his room was a sty and he was fourteen-years-old. His voice rippled throughout the house systematically, down the hallway, down the stairs, through the living room, until it reached the kitchen, where Janice, Eddie’s eldest sister, shivered before dropping a glass of pulpier than needed to be orange juice. It looked like tiny goldfish in an orange sea filled with shards of glass.

It was fortunate for Mother, who was ascending the stairs, she was not holding something, for she would have surely dropped it. She tightened her grip on the stair railing, her eyes filled with panic.

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