Happy Thanksgiving. I am thankful for so many things, some more than others. Sometimes I am more thankful for the things I am not.
“People Are Fallin'” by ALICIA KEYS Vs. THE DOORS
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“Who’ll Stop The Karma Police” by CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL Vs. RADIOHEAD
Due to the idiots that wait until the day before Thanksgiving to get their shopping done, myself included, here is a mash up.
A Preposterous Tale Of Unchecked Indecency
According to John Lennon of The Beatles, Sir Walter Raleigh was such a stupid git.
William Walters slammed the door behind him and exclaimed, “I’m going out for a pack of smokes!” An important fact, he did not smoke, nor did he vape, nor chew, nor snort. It was a disgusting habit, and like the many who believe that liquor is quicker, or crack is whack, or heroin is harrowin’ or Cher 4.0 sucks; he believed that tobacco is whacko.
Say Women They Will Come And They Will Go
SPOILER ALERT: The true nightmare before Christmas is the social anxiety caused by the pressure of having a “merry” Christmas. It’s time to take a chill pill and finish up the rest of that damn Halloween candy.
He was rudely awoken by a girl screaming right into his face. “Daddy, it’s Christmas!” Dan Rabinowitz could barely open his crusted eyes. As is implied by his name, some people called him Danny. Right now, right here, he was pissed off for countless reasons. For starters, it was 8 AM on a Saturday morning in the middle of July. It was hot; the sweaty gross bed sheets clinging to him like aggressive static hot. To say he was hungover would only be half a truth, for technically, he might still be legally inebriated from mere hours before. Lastly, he was a confirmed bachelor, who did not celebrate Christmas. So it made perfect sense that his main thought was what the fuck?
