The Stag and The Lion

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A stag was chased by the hounds, and quickly took refuge in a cave, where he hoped to be safe from his pursuers. Unfortunately, the cave contained a lion.

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The Priest, The Rabbi, and The Monk

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The tension was thick. It was the third day. Three religious men, full of shit and faith, wandering, half-lost, half-impassioned. Their prime motive was much simpler on paper: it was to find the middle ground between their beliefs.

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The Native American and the Woodpecker

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The Native American was on cloud nine. He had just received the results from Ancestry DNA ® which claimed he was truly 99% Native American, and 1% other. He planned to use this data to substantiate his bragging rights at the local saloon. Granted, it wasn’t 100%, but he thought about how Hitler is truly remembered. No one gives a shit about the 1% philanthropist in him, he is known through history as the 99% asshole.

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The Dog And His Reflection

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Educate your dog! The more you know.

The dog took it upon himself to take a walk. He loved this. This was his time to let it all hang out, dig a little longer, pee while walking, sniff around with no one tugging a leash. Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose, he thought as he wandered into the woods. He had no idea how prophetic these words would be.

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