“Easy Clocks” by COMMODORES Vs. COLDPLAY

Commodores - Coldplay
The world is very large with so many different types of people and lifestyles that one can assume that someone out there has just fallen asleep after an exerting day of churchgoing, golfing, and drinking warm beer. Rest assured, this person listened to Coldplay for at least an hour without a hint of shame. This person is the self-professed uncool, Chris Martin. Sad trombone.

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“Yellow Crash” by COLDPLAY Vs. THE PRIMITIVES

Cold Play - Primitives
No disrespect to Coldplay, but they are energy vampires. They seem capable of sucking out everything raunchy and raucous out of rock and roll only to transform it into organized poo slowly losing its scent.

The Primitives saw a fleeting ten minutes of fame with the song “Crash” in 1988. To state anything further would imply they were significant to pop music.

While listening to this mash up, one can’t help but think that if “Crash” was three minutes longer, Coldplay would eventually absorb all the rocking until there was only silence and perhaps, a stain.

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