In dreams, daisies represent rebirth and at the same time, the condition of your vehicle. In Nazi dreams, daisies represent not white enough.
[Translated from German]
Hans was drinking a piña colada. It lingered on his mustache, until he licked it off slowly. He was daydreaming to take attention away from the gnawing blister on his lip. He had been smoking a joint earlier and as he inhaled, he sucked in too hard, and the heat just did its thing.
This is King George III of the United Kingdom. He may have suffered from bipolar disorder.
Alexander the Mediocre was designated to a fate far worse than death. To be clear, he totally deserved it. Just one look at him, you could tell he was utter garbage. From the pretentious monocle to the poofy white powdered wig to the fake star-shaped birthmark above his lip to his fanciful walk to wearing too much ruffles.
The box turtle is the Pauly Shore of reptiles.
After clutching his chest, James “Jimmy” Jameson fell to the ground hard, his face, especially his right cheek taking the brunt. If his heart hadn’t seized the way it did, he would probably be more focused on his shattered face. Priorities.
To avoid an epic idiot death, be on the look out for this sign.
It was a bad morning. Steve and Peg Braddock woke up in Cleveland. To make things worse, they decided to take a hike and ended up in quicksand. As would most in this situation, they struggled to get out, which only made them sink deeper and faster, until only their heads were bobbing atop. To say that they were desperate was like saying they were definitely going to die like this and in Cleveland. Their only consolation was the predicament had nothing to do with a selfie.
The sound of a switchblade and a motorbike.
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