“Viva Tirado Soul Kitchen” by THE DOORS Vs. EL CHICANO

Doors - El Chicano
While the sensible citizens of the United States mourn the passing of John McCain, one uninvited current president of the United States himself dictator wannabe, Donald “Douche Pocket” Trump lambasts the infrastructure of what makes America the land of freedom.

I don’t like to be a petty person, but I look forward to seeing Trump’s funeral. I can’t wait to see the tumbleweeds rambling past all the weasels in attendance, probably ten or eleven of them. I know what I’ll be doing. I will be tweeting about how childish and racist this asswipe behaved in his time in the White House.

So Russia, if you’re listening, release the pee tapes. I want to post it on the day of his death to remind people of his constant indecency.

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“I Like That Man On The Corner” by GENESIS Vs. HOUSTON FEATURING CHINGY AND NATE DOGG

Genesis - Houston
If I have learned anything from Senator John McCain, it is this: follow your dream regardless of political party. If you want a democrat, Joe Lieberman, to be your vice president, make it so, otherwise, you will compromise your values and end up with a Sarah Palin, just another chapter in the de-evolution of the Republican party, beginning with Dan Quayle to George W. Bush to Sarah Palin to current president of the United States himself dictator wannabe, Donald “Drips Like Gonorrhea” Trump. Now let’s see how the Republican party operates without a conscience and heart. R.I.P. John McCain.

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“Sunday Morning Lovesong” by MAROON 5 Vs. THE CURE

Cure - Maroon
When making mash ups, I often think about the implications of the two artists battling it out to the death. Most of the outcomes are obvious (Van Halen would annihilate the Jackson 5), but the idea of Maroon 5 fighting The Cure is an interesting match. There are so many things to consider in order to determine a winner here: senility, street smarts, tightness of pants, endurance, gothiness, star factor, brass knuckles, production, always the production, demographics, racial inequality, battle experience and sassiness.

Ultimately, it would end in a tie, with no man left standing.

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“Let’s Get It On Today” by SMASHING PUMPKINS Vs. MARVIN GAYE

Smashing Pumpkins - Gaye
I’d like to think that the world would be a much better place if Marvin Gaye was still alive. I’m not sure what kind of contribution or impact Billy Corgan has made on our world being alive.

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