“The Happening Tom Sawyer” by RUSH Vs. DIANA ROSS & THE SUPREMES

Rush - Ross
I never realized how much Rush and Diana Ross & The Supremes had in common until I forced them to coexist on the same plane of music. They are both power trios. They are from Canada. They are Black. They have many fans. They are old. The only apparent difference is that Geddy Lee has a higher singing voice than Diana Ross & The Supremes.

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“Gold Dust Gypsy Woman (She’s Homeless)” by CRYSTAL WATERS Vs. FLEETWOOD MAC

Mac - WatersIt is eerie how much Crystal Waters actually sounds like Stevie Nicks within the context of this song. Eerier, Stevie Nicks sounds like a chorus of eight to ten squeaking doors.

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“Genius Of Rapture” by BLONDIE Vs. TOM TOM CLUB

Blondie - Tom Tom Club

Here are two examples of bands with names that have nothing to do with its members. There is no one named Blondie in Blondie; and there is no one named Tom nor Club in Tom Tom Club. Brought to you in a time when truth, no matter how insignificant, is the greatest commodity.

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“(Jump) The Piña Colada Song” by VAN HALEN Vs. RUPERT HOLMES

Van Halen - Rupert
Most of us know what a Van Halen is. In case you don’t, Van Halen is a rock and roll band named after lead guitarist, Valerie Bertinelli look alike, Eddie Van Halen. By the way, the two were married from 1981 to 2007.

Most of us don’t know much about Rupert Holmes, which is often the case for a musician who is a one hit wonder. In his heyday, he looked like a younger Charles Nelson Reilly. For those who don’t know Reilly, he was a celebrity in the ’70s, best known for an odd sound effect he would make while adjusting his comically large eyeglasses.

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