“Stay (I Missed You) Haven’t Met You Yet by MICHAEL BUBLÉ Vs. LISA LOEB

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Valentine’s Day comes a day late, as does this observation. Josh Groban is the Kenny G of singing.

Now a mash up.

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Two Old Farts Sitting On A Stoop

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In urban architecture, a stoop is a small staircase ending in a platform and leading to the entrance of an apartment building. In society, an old fart is a person who lingers longer than they should.

“I think I’ve got cancer.” Tom squinted and looked directly into the sun until he couldn’t see anymore.

Hank spit up a mouthful of warm beer, “You need a doctor to tell you something like that. What you’re doing there is self-diagnosing and speculating. Bad bad combination if you ask me.”

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Twas A Wonderful Life

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The original Bert and Ernie before they were mutated and turned into puppets, or as the kids call it, muppets.

Stranger things have happened. She grew on me like a chintzy mustache, so naturally, like sane people tend to do, we got married and had two and a half children, as well as a St. Bernard named Platypus.

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What Asian Men Want

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Trump was befuddled this morning, more so than usual. It was evident in his lumbering gait, which was, against all odds, heavier and clumsier. His lips were quivering. His brows tensely furrowed. This meant he was thinking. Thinking like a caveman obsessed with terminal cancer.

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