The cartoon version of the big race war we all fear.
Sung, who could best be described as a middle-aged Brazilian man, was immediately taken aback after Juanita, who could best be described, a youngish Norwegian woman, wrapped a makeshift towel around her head with her stubby fingers, which reeked of fresh pierogi, and pelted him with the following words, “Go back to Antarctica!” Her accent was thick like the mustache of a New Zealand sailor’s typically ugly daughter.
This is the Omni Hotel® in Dallas, the one in Texas. Many things have happened here over the years. This is just one more incident.
In her current state, Mary Zweibel knew only two things; this was not her bathroom and she had to seriously hurl. She hugged the cold porcelain toilet and moaned “Earl”, while spewing the contents of her stomach through her mouth and into the water, which then splashed back into her face. She coughed. This expulsion revealed two more bits of information. One, she had last eaten pasta; and two, the sickening sweet stench of Red Bull® and whatever else the fuck is in a Vegas Bomb™ forced the disgusting stream out of her face. For those who need to know, the other ingredients are Crown Royal Canadian Whiskey®, Malibu Coconut Rum®, peach schnapps, and a splash of cranberry juice. The thick choking aroma of sugar forced her to vomit again, and then the sight of it made her repeat the violent spasms.
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In honor of the Chicago Bears making it into the post-season, an embarrassing awesome relic from the past. Go Bears!
Now a mash up!
2018 sucked no matter how you slice it.
Earlier today, I posted a year end review of 2018. In the banner, Tom Petty was depicted as if he died or won a Pulitzer Prize. The fact is: Tom Petty died on October 2, 2017. In my defense, he is still dead and newsworthy in 2018.
Here is a corrected banner. Sorry to anyone who may have relied on this to be factual.
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