
The other day Siri attempted to tell me a joke. “01010101010102.” She died immediately after. And now, a mash up.
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“Royal Losers” by LORDE Vs. BECK

One was born Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O’Connor, the other born Bek David Campbell. One has no known religious affiliation, the other is a Scientologist. One shares my birthday, the other doesn’t. Together they are this mash up.
The Some Of It All Or The Sum Of It All

The underrated Scrooge McDuck’s performance as Ebenezer Scrooge in “Mickey’s Christmas Carol” is considered by many to be the best
It was twenty days before Christmas, and Scrooge Jr. graced the peasants in the mall with his presence. It was a self-imposed annual event in which he compared and contrasted his superior wealth against the lazy pathetic and poor. Thus far, Scrooge Jr. was winning, while the rest drowned in a sea of their personal failure.
Alchemist In The Middle

A writing variation based on an illustration by Stu Mead.
Not only was The Alchemist bored, she was restless, thus twitchy and itchy, reticent as hell, buzzed on heroin, and drunk on cooking sherry, perhaps the most under-rated high. It must be noted, she had more liquor on her breath than most taverns stock. Worst of all, she was lonely; as lonely as all the recurrent overwrought characters in a Sting song.