If you’re not careful, eating a banana could kill you, or worse.
Gina Hadley was having a difficult time eating a banana this morning on the bus. Especially after a conversation with her best friend, James Braddock, over the weekend, which went something like this.
“It is with utmost regret that we are gathered here today. I’m not sure who said these wise words, but it is most fitting. There is nothing sadder than a parent having to bury their child, especially if the child is not yet dead.”
A cape does not a Superman make, nor does it make America great. Look it up.
When it comes to the NFL, Kanye West is absolutely correct, “All we really have is today. We just have today.” True to form, everything else Kanye says is absolute idiocy. If his words could take human form, it would be the guy everyone wants to spit on instinctively.
Sitty McSitterson considered standing up, but was compelled not to do so, in the very same way Sneaky Sneakovsky will never step out of the shadows. This was the way in Adjective Followed by The Adjective Again With An Ethnic Twist Town, as sure as County O’Count is counting things.
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