“Look, wag nuts, I want to make one thing clear. When they call us underdogs, I am fully aware that some of you think it’s a good thing. It’s not! It’s just the nice way of saying we’re nothing but losers.”
Coach Rudnick hocked up a healthy hairy loogie and spit hard, before downing a bottle of water. He looked at the empty bottle and threw it at the football players.