What The Hell Do You Expect?

Trump's Deep Thoughts

In the same way bad Catholic priests think about sexually abusing defenseless children, Trump thinks about collusion and oligarchs.

To be clear, I’d like to make sure we are talking about the same person. Are we on the same page dedicated to current president of the United States himself dictator wannabe, Donald “Disaster Ass” Trump? If so, it’s time to wake the fuck up; as in this is the real world where old dogs don’t learn new tricks, they die ignorantly and complain about it the whole damn way, and new tricks are for up and coming prostitutes. To expect anything else is lethally naïve.

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“I Like That Man On The Corner” by GENESIS Vs. HOUSTON FEATURING CHINGY AND NATE DOGG

Genesis - Houston
If I have learned anything from Senator John McCain, it is this: follow your dream regardless of political party. If you want a democrat, Joe Lieberman, to be your vice president, make it so, otherwise, you will compromise your values and end up with a Sarah Palin, just another chapter in the de-evolution of the Republican party, beginning with Dan Quayle to George W. Bush to Sarah Palin to current president of the United States himself dictator wannabe, Donald “Drips Like Gonorrhea” Trump. Now let’s see how the Republican party operates without a conscience and heart. R.I.P. John McCain.

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“Sunday Morning Lovesong” by MAROON 5 Vs. THE CURE

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When making mash ups, I often think about the implications of the two artists battling it out to the death. Most of the outcomes are obvious (Van Halen would annihilate the Jackson 5), but the idea of Maroon 5 fighting The Cure is an interesting match. There are so many things to consider in order to determine a winner here: senility, street smarts, tightness of pants, endurance, gothiness, star factor, brass knuckles, production, always the production, demographics, racial inequality, battle experience and sassiness.

Ultimately, it would end in a tie, with no man left standing.

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“Truth Isn’t Truth” So What’s Fake News?

 

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“Is this thing on?” said the microphone.

There’s a lot of talk about fake news these days, especially from current president of the United States himself dictator wannabe, Donald “Dumb Dork Dodo Fuck Dork” Trump. It begs the question, what is fake news? If we are to believe and agree with Trump’s definition, which is never a good idea, it is any news source that disagrees with his point of view. To put things in perspective, any news Hitler didn’t write was fake news back in the day.

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