The ceiling fan can be as neutral as Switzerland, or as deadly as a shuriken. Use great caution when installing.
Have you ever woken up earlier than you needed to, only to discover one or more of your appendages are missing? Back where I come from, we call that a Dippity Zoo Zah Zay Day. Just to be clear, I shamefully come from America, once a proud country, now a country held hostage by current president, Drama Mama Donald Trump. #NotMyAmerica.
In order to better understand these tumultuous times we are wading through, it is imperative to have a better grasp of history. Johnny Cash released his first album on Sun Records in 1957. He was nicknamed “The Man in Black”. He expired at the tender age of 71, in 2003. One could easily say that is when the world actually ended, and we have been screaming in agony since.
The Monkees debuted in 1966; they were America’s response to England’s The Beatles, and not Oasis, like so many people believe. By the way, these “people” also believe that the world is flat and that there is a free parking lot at airports.
Current president of the United States, Dim Sum Donald Trump, continues to unravel his hatred and stupidity. Just so we’re clear, he gives the term ugly American greater depth.
The world is very large with so many different types of people and lifestyles that one can assume that someone out there has just fallen asleep after an exerting day of churchgoing, golfing, and drinking warm beer. Rest assured, this person listened to Coldplay for at least an hour without a hint of shame. This person is the self-professed uncool, Chris Martin. Sad trombone.
Current president of the United States, Donald The Menace Trump needs to learn some sort of lesson for his ludicrous fascist actions in a democratic society. We need to become the Road Runner© to his Wile E. Coyote©. We need to make his Acme© products obsolete. We need to take his ice cream away from him everyday, all of it. Initially, I would have said that we should take his family away from him, an eye for an eye and all that, but let’s be honest, that selfish fatso doesn’t care about anyone else. Sad.
The sound of a switchblade and a motorbike.
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