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I am a native of Chicagoland. I am old enough to know better even if I don't.

“Neither One Of Us (Want To Be The First To Say Havana)” by GLADYS KNIGHT & THE PIPS Vs. CAMILA CABELLO FEATURING YOUNG THUG

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Growing up, I wanted to be a Pip. Not just any Pip, but the Pip in the middle. He appeared to be the Moe of the Pips, the leader, the guy who was not afraid to smack the other Pips in the back of the head with a vicious slap or a lead pipe, and say, “Spread out, numbskulls.”

In the early 1970s, Gladys Knight & The Pips performed “Midnight Train To Georgia” on the Grammy Awards.  I was mesmerized by their rhythmic sidesteps, graceful hip swivels. and orchestrated finger snaps, as well as the large bouncing afros. So bad ass. The topper was the simulation of that midnight train, the three Pips like playful engineers pulling the whistle and singing, woo hoo. Sure, Gladys Knight was amazing, but without the Pips, she can only be Gladys Knight.

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“Downtown Stacy’s Mom” by PETULA CLARK Vs. FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE

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What a strange and divided country America has become. It is apparent that it will only get worse under the leadership of current president of the United States, “Dangerous Dingbat” Donald Trump. Every day, he finds a new topic to anger 65% of America, while the remaining 30-35% chant, “Lock her up.”

The truth is: Trump can not feel shame; all he knows is greed and racism. We the people are losing big as he unites all the selfish ignorant racists who actually believe they are making America great again.

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“Dear Mr. Jones” by COUNTING CROWS Vs. XTC

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It’s always confounding as to whether or not you use “the” in front of a band’s name. That is the case for Counting Crows, XTC, Carpenters, Talking Heads, Eagles, Lemonheads (but not always), Pixies, Buzzcocks, and countless other pretentious bands. I’m not saying pretentious like it’s a bad thing, unless you think attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed is a bad thing.

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Who Are The People In Your Neighborhood?

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Employee of the month: Steven Mnuchin. Apparently Mnu means no, thus, no chin, as in, Yes, we have Mnu bananas.

Try as you might, it is impossible to ignore this guy, the current president of the United States, “Dodging” Putin’s puppet, Donald Trump. I swear, one day in the distant future, we will all agree that Trump was the Pauly Shore of presidents, and we’ll all be wondering, “Who’s Pauly Shore?”

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