Whole Lotta Shakespeare Goin’ On

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The third most over-rated person after Bono and Sofia Vergara.

William Shakespeare stopped writing. He had to. He dipped his quill in the ink jar and looked up to the heavens. It was the day he feared most. He had officially made acquaintances with the dreaded writer’s block. He muttered, “So this be the feeling of emptiness.”

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Revelry

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The origin of “dilly dilly” can be traced to Norse gods and bears.

Magno-Man lifted his stein of the hoppiest ale and bellowed, “For the past fortnight, I waged war and defeated the Malevolent Eleven on the planet Bleek. In thus doing so, I saved two galaxies!” There was no doubt his story was true, for his unitard was tattered and he reeked appropriately for one not showering for two weeks.

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The Brave And The Bold Presents: The Batman® And The Three Stooges® Part 2 – And Then There’s Moe

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Batman Secret Files: Moe AKA Moe, Vicious without conscience, stooge. Lethal with a pie.

Previously on The Brave And The Bold Presents: The Batman® And The Three Stooges®: Shemp picked up the phone on the first ring. “Hello? Yes! Yes! YES! No! No.” He hung up the phone.

Moe, impatient as ever, “What was it?”

Shemp smirked, “Wrong number.” Moe responded with a sharp slap to the face.

And now, Part 2, And Then There’s Moe.

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The Brave And The Bold Presents: The Batman® And The Three Stooges® Part 1

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Four grueling hours of all out war had passed, and the Batman could barely stand, his bruises had bruises, and blood gushed from his eyes. The Batman was absolutely confounded. He had never faced opponents so brutally repetitive and without motive. These three guys made The Joker seem sane.

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