Never in a million trillion gazillion years, could I have imagined this day. Me, a 55 year old man, making a mash up using a song performed by Miley Cyrus, former Disney TV star from the show, I Heart Carly Banana Montana, and daughter of Billy Ray “Achy Breaky Heart” Cyrus. I am aware that it is not correct on any level. It is inexplicable.
Yet, it is odd that I have no compunction at all about using a gooey Pat Benatar ballad.
So current president of the United States himself, “Dodgy Traitor” Donald Trump met with dictator of Russia, Vladimir “Vlasic® Dill” Putin, in Helsinki today. I have never heard so many Americans say the word disgrace this many times in my lifetime. Wow, we are truly going to Russia in a handbasket. And now, Alicia Keys.
I have a feeling that current president of the United States, “Drag This Country Down” Donald Trump, is a bigger idiot than I’ve given him credit for. Does he not realize that his constant attack on the fake media only makes him an equally fake president? Sadly, the problem is deeper; he is a fake human being. He is the epitome of fake from the top of his Propecia™ generated hair to the bottom of his bone spurred feet. By the way, I just saw footage of him golfing in Scotland, FAKE GOLFER! By fake, I mean absolutely horrendous for someone who plays as much as he does.
Welcome to an alternative universe where Adele is the lead singer for English electronic band, Depeche Mode. Before you assume this may be a better world, it is important to bear in mind that this world has ice cream that tastes more like ice than cream, and the president of the United States is Howie Mandel. By the by, he makes current president of the United States, “Dung Heap” Donald Trump look like a fascist orange-skinned moron.
The sound of a switchblade and a motorbike.
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