Bobbleheads are fun in the same way caricatures are fun; they’re not. The point is to exaggerate the size of one’s head and place it on a normal sized body. If you look at it the right way, this is the definition of primal humor.
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Breaking News
Here is proof of the lying media: breaking news. It now means that time a network puts up their logo accompanied with some dramatic orchestral sound byte right after coming out of a commercial.
Comey-Speak
Image from Reuters
“This was terrible. It makes me mildly nauseous to think we might have had some impact on the election.”
–James B. Comey, ex-FBI director, a real nut job. May 3, 2017.
What does ‘mildly nauseous’ really mean? Is it even a thing? When I think about it, I am ‘mildly nauseous’ 70% of my waking hours. One is either nauseous and actively barfing, or not. There is no qualifying in-between.
For greater impact, Comey should have said, “I vomit up a little in my mouth often, then shamefully swallow the bile to think…”
I’m Kinda Pissed Off At James Brown, Take It To The Bridge!
It’s true. My first entry was supposed to correspond with a mash-up I created of David Bowie’s “Fame” and James Brown’s “Hot (I Need To Be Loved, Loved, Loved, Loved)” aka “Hot (I Need To Be Loved, Loved, Loved)”. It was going to be my big launch into social media.