He was dying. He had less than an hour of life left. Richard Montelban had a short bucket list. One, he wanted to die next to a body of water. Two, he wanted to convey a message. This is why he was at an empty beach.
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Aquaman’s® Day Off
Do you see black and blue or white and gold? Aquaman® sees a suit of great responsibility.
Aquaman® was beside himself. He was absolutely pissed. It was supposed to be his day of serious rest and relaxation. Instead, taking the advice of his main man, Vulko®, he found himself speechifying in front of a small group of mollusks, assorted crustaceans, and starfish in order to strengthen support from all of his subjects. There had been a great divide after an offhand ichthyologist joke he made in an interview with robot Lester Holt®. All because of an offhand pun about sea anemones, enemies, and frenemies. It was a rhyme. It was cute. He didn’t mean it. In short, Karma® sucks. Apologizing wasn’t enough, so now he was on this tedious spin tour. Keep in mind, he was the type to wear his heart on his sleeve, thus it was reflective in his body language. He took the stance of a vegetarian at a meat festival behind the podium, hunched over and anxious. It was painfully obvious that he had better things to do.
“The Love Song Of J. Alfred Prufrock (The Cloud Movement) Part 1” by T.S. Eliot Vs. Syd
It’s as if my intention is to astonish with a semi-educational mash up.
Providing the lyrics, T.S. Eliot, post modernist poet, famously known for the Broadway smash, “Cats”. Famously known for possibly being an on again off again anti-Semite.
On the other hand, Syd is a one-time member of the hip hop collective known as Odd Future. Many people don’t know this, but Syd is actually Sydney Loren Bennett.
Is it possible these two entities can coexist on one song? Is it possible to hear the tension between these two opposite idealists? The answer is concise, maybe.
“Barry Bond’s Theme” by KANYE WEST FEATURING LIL WAYNE Vs. THE JOHN BARRY ORCHESTRA
If ever there was a bad day to throw a tantrum, it is Sunday. It is the day when God is most judgmental. So don’t be surprised if you are struck dead by some crazy intervention after throwing a shit fit in the alert eyes of the Lord. You have been warned. Amen.
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