Green mustaches are never a good idea, but this is the safest way to do it.
Nick O’Brien wore the handlebar mustache like an idiot wears a shit-eating grin, for no good reason. Since today was St. Patrick’s Day, he dyed it green. It would forever change and ruin his life.
The band Kiss has made many mistakes in their very long career. There are the unmasked era, the lame rock era and the disco era. Perhaps their biggest mistake was the exclusion of karate.
Save the month! November will be here sooner than you think. Did you know that senior dogs have very little time left to live?
The dog was asked a question. It looked up and all around with an empty gaze, more so than usual. Behind the eyes, a void of unforgivable ignorance. It looked very tired, haggard even. Rightfully so, it was old. It was an unhealthy specimen. Overweight. Discolored. Mange on top of its head. Barely alive.
This is a duck’s ass, a very popular hairstyle in the 1950s, not to be confused with the ass, an animal of the horse family.
The ass took a deep breath and got a good whiff of its own stench. It was visibly displeased, yet at the same time, indifferent, very much like today’s Republicans. After all, if it stinks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, blame it on socialism.
The sound of a switchblade and a motorbike.
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