What The Hell Do You Expect?

Posted on August 27, 2018 by sungmokoo

In the same way bad Catholic priests think about sexually abusing defenseless children, Trump thinks about collusion and oligarchs.

To be clear, I’d like to make sure we are talking about the same person. Are we on the same page dedicated to current ~~president of the United States himself~~ dictator wannabe, Donald “Disaster Ass” Trump? If so, it’s time to wake the fuck up; as in this is the real world where old dogs don’t learn new tricks, they die ignorantly and complain about it the whole damn way, and new tricks are for up and coming prostitutes. To expect anything else is lethally naïve.

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“Truth Isn’t Truth” So What’s Fake News?

Posted on August 24, 2018 by sungmokoo

“Is this thing on?” said the microphone.

There’s a lot of talk about fake news these days, especially from current ~~president of the United States himself~~ dictator wannabe, Donald “Dumb Dork Dodo Fuck Dork” Trump. It begs the question, what is fake news? If we are to believe and agree with Trump’s definition, which is never a good idea, it is any news source that disagrees with his point of view. To put things in perspective, any news Hitler didn’t write was fake news back in the day.

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Introducing Rudy Giuliani In The Role Of Television Attorney Of Law

Posted on August 20, 2018 by sungmokoo

If this guy wasn’t somebody, he would just be someone’s crazy grandfather.

If I have learned anything in the last two years, it is this: if you’re going to be a lying-all-the-time lowlife liar, you need a good lawyer. If you’re worst than that, you need a good TV lawyer. Of course I am speaking of ~~current president of the United States himself~~ dictator wannabe Donald “Jag Off” Trump and his spin doctor/untruthful representative/TV lawyer, Rudy Giuliani.

Before proceeding, it is important to clarify. There is no such thing as perjury on television. The only true crime is low ratings. A TV lawyer doesn’t have to be competent, just entertaining. It helps if you have animated facial expressions that resemble someone having a stroke. The more you can repeat a lie, the more you shadow the truth.

Keeping all this in mind, this is what would happen if someone ever accused Trump of being a cannibal.

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