An Untold Tale Of Aguaman

Posted on November 16, 2018 by sungmokoo

Even with an obvious mustache, people confused Aguaman with Aquaman. This had to change.

Aguaman, not to be confused with the slightly more popular, Aquaman, was on the brink of a tantrum. He was in a meeting with Makeover Schlatz & Sons 2.0™, a P.R. firm known only for their untimely destruction of Mayor McCheese® and the accidental birth and branding of Chester Cheetah™. He wanted a new identity, one not associated with being called Mexico’s Aquaman. In fact, he wanted Aquaman to be called the American Aguaman.

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“Flesh And Blood In A Jesus Christ Pose” by SOUNDGARDEN Vs. JOHNNY CASH

Posted on November 15, 2018 by sungmokoo

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Ruth Gold was having an epic shitty night. It was evident in the trail of absolute destruction she left behind her. Here’s the darnedest thing, she had no clue to what was setting her off. By the way, this is what crack cocaine does to the mind, which is why crack is whack, yo.

And now, for your listening entertainment, a mash up.

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Profiles Of The Opposite Of Courage

Posted on November 14, 2018 by sungmokoo

“Frankly, I’m glad this story isn’t about me. The fake media has to give it a rest, if you know what I’m saying.”

The following tale is about the most selfish asshole who ever lived. Before you assume it is Trump, may I remind you, there is a rich history of such unbelievable turds who have walked this earth. Odds are good that you actually know one or two of these bullies; perhaps even, you may be one. All this preamble aside, this is Thomas Papodopoulos.

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What If Stan Lee Still Wrote Stan’s Soapbox In 2018?

Posted on November 13, 2018 by sungmokoo

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I am Uatu. I am the Watcher. As my name implies, I watch. Since time out of mind, I have observed the rise and fall of civilizations of worlds—of galaxies. I know all that is – most that has been and much of what will be. Yet, I watch, never interfering. To do so would be to step on the Interferer’s duties, and as any civil person knows, never mess with another’s duty. Another word of advice, never look at Uranus too long.

I have also many windows into the strange parallel worlds of what might have been. For, none save a watcher, me, can truly know what could have happened. But for the invisible workings of an incomprehensible fate! For instance…

What if Stan Lee still wrote Stan’s Soapbox in 2018?

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