Superman’s Cape

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A cape does not a Superman make, nor does it make America great. Look it up.

 

When it comes to the NFL, Kanye West is absolutely correct, “All we really have is today. We just have today.” True to form, everything else Kanye says is absolute idiocy. If his words could take human form, it would be the guy everyone wants to spit on instinctively.

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“Bizarre Love Triangle With Roxanne” by THE POLICE Vs. NEW ORDER

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Sitty McSitterson considered standing up, but was compelled not to do so, in the very same way Sneaky Sneakovsky will never step out of the shadows. This was the way in Adjective Followed by The Adjective Again With An Ethnic Twist Town, as sure as County O’Count is counting things.

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“People Are Strange On The Island In The Sun” by THE DOORS Vs. WEEZER

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We all know this, but I’m going to say it anyway, Kanye West is the Sarah Palin of hip hop. And now, a mash up.

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“Knock Knock.”

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A real life Rube Goldberg machine that complicates the easiest of tasks for the sake of inconvenience.

The words penetrated a stressful hour of silence, which felt like a fortnight. This is how time elapses in the penitentiary.

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