As The World Turns

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The band Rush said it, so it must be true. “The world is, the world is
Love and life are deep
Maybe as his skies are wide.”

 

He was feeling more than uneasy. You would too, if you were transported 528 years from the past. Not only that, he was hungry, as in very. His stomach growled so loud; it shook his body.

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Dear Senator Grassley

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Sad, yet true, Senator Chuck Grassley from Iowa thinks he’s secretly giving you the middle finger, or cleaning his ear. In other words, he’s old and senile. Image Source.

Grassley,

Thank you for making it easier to sleep at night. With good strong people like you at the helm, I am no longer worried about a country unfit for old men like us. I assume you’re a man of so much work there is no time left for play, so I will fill in the reference. There is a Coen Brothers film called No Country For Old Men based on a novel of the same title, written by Cormac McCarthy. It was a frightening fictional world, which you are in the process of preventing from becoming a reality. Thank you again.

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“Everybody’s Free To Call Me Maybe On The Moon” by BAZ LUHRMANN & CARLY RAE JEPSEN Vs. R.E.M.

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It looks like NAFTA has been renamed the catchier United States-Mexico-Canada Agreement, or USMCA. Will we rename the FBI to Witch Hunters, or WH2? Will we rename NAACP non-existent, or N-E? What’s next, the return of the McDLT?

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“Harder Better Faster Stronger Train In Vain” by DAFT PUNK Vs. THE CLASH

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Is Dr. Christine Blasey Ford the Rosa Parks of standing up against raping privileged white men?

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