When The Moon Hits Your Eye

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Just after the Full Flower moon and the Harvest moon, there is the Honeymooners moon.

The moon was full. It was one of them crazy full moons too, the kind that incites lunacy. Also, it was 119 degrees and windless, which, in turn, inspires profound laziness. Statistically, gun violence spikes drastically, but not tonight. It was too hot. You couldn’t even hold a gun without using an oven mitt.

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A Recipe For Déjà Vu

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A recipe for disaster.

“I’m hungry.” Rich leapt to his feet. Pretty spry for a seventy-eight year old dude he thought, only to be interrupted by severe knee pain.

Anita stared at the television, not once looking up, “Then eat.” She was watching a British documentary about the O.S.S.

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Barbra Streisand In “A Clone Again (Unnaturally)

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Two are clones, and the other two are something else. Source

A happy birthday shout out to Barbra Streisand. Congratulations on being 77 years young. For those of you who don’t have moms, Barbra Streisand is an EGOT recipient celebrity (Not to be confused with energy, growth, opportunity and talent.). If you are anything like me, you may have fallen asleep to one of her performances. Another personal side note, I must admit that I like the song, “Woman In Love” written by Barry Gibb.

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Gut Correspondence

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Too often, graphs about the 1929 stock market crash only proves to be a mere distraction.

Instinct is a funny thing, funnier when incorrect. This was the case for Becca Goldstein. Ever since she was a pre-teen, after reading countless romance comics and remedial gothic novels, she nurtured a credo that love can only be true if it occurs at first sight. Everything else was just meaningless garbage.

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